Vince McMahon/Quotes
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Voici quelques phrases célèbres qui font de Vince McMahon un personnage aussi populaire et controversé.
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- "Welcome everyone to Monday Night RAW!"
- "Anything can happen in the WWF!"
- "The boyhood dream has come true for Shawn Michaels; Shawn Michaels: the World Wrestling Federation champion! It has happened at WrestleMania!"
- "But now please stand in recognition of the World Wrestling Federation Champion" (Avant l'entrée de Bret Hart à WrestleMania 12)
- "A cover, a count and a win" (pinfall)
- "Ladies and gentlemen...welcome to the magnificent Silverdome...and welcome to WrestleMania III!!
- " one TWOO AAAAAND no."
- "Only in the WWF can you see this"
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- "You're fired!"
- "I ALWAYS Win."
- "Life sucks, and then you die!"
- "Life's not fair."
- "You dare threaten me?!" (Devant l'Undertaker)
- "That one very brief moment where I showed weakness - and it will never happen again!" (À l'Undertaker avant qu'il ne brûle son ourson en peluche.)
- "You threaten me, you threaten my family, you threaten my Corporation! You better stay in jail, cause if you don't I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you! (À l'Undertaker alors que ce dernier est arrêté.)
- "Get away from my home dammit!" (À l'Undertaker)
- "Just keep dialing, just keep dialing!" (À Shane McMahon.)
- "Undertaker you don't threaten Vince McMahon and get away with it. Not like that."
- "He's got my family, I don't know what to do." (En parlant de l'Undertaker à sa Corporation)
- "The Undertaker has my family dammit! I need help!" (À sa Corporation et à l'Undertaker déguisé en Kane.)
- "What kind of a man do you think you are?!" (À l'Undertaker)
- "I want a divorce!" (À sa femme Linda)
- "Austin, come back, give me a stunner dammit!"
- "Who the hell do you think you are???"
- "I'm sorry. I didn't hear a word you said. I was just listening to Ashlee Simpson on my new iPod - Christ she sucks!" (À Daivari et Jonathan Coachman lors du procès d'Eric Bischoff le 5 décembre 2005 à Monday Night Raw)
- "SHUT UP!!"
- "Steve, it's OK. I know he is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!" (Ã propos de Kurt Angle)
- "Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise."
- "If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time." (parlant de la DX qui s'en va en prison)
- "It was me Austin! It was me all along!"
- "I admit it, I screwed Bret Hart. But Shawn (Shawn Michaels), don't make me screw you."
- "I will never ever forgive your mother for giving birth to you" (À Shane)
- "Bret screwed Bret"
- "I know you can smell what the Rock is cooking!"(Au Rock)
- "May God have mercy on your soul, because I won't!" (À Stephanie)
- "I created Hulkamania, I will destroy it!"
- "I guaran-damn-tee you!"
- " So, how about it, Shawn? You wanna delve into decadence?"
- "In this very ring, I will rock the very foundation of this business."
- "Kissing my ass will feel like a million bucks."
- "No more tolerance!"
- "No more Mr. Nice Guy!"
- I'm Vince McMahon, dammit!
- I have more money...than God.
- Quite frankly.........
- "It’s not just a no, it’s an OH HELL NO! And Austin, that’s the bottom line because Vince McMahon said so"
- "Well we can either do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way, Mr. Austin"
- "If you take your best friend out to this ring tonight. If you tear him limb from limb. If you reach into his chest, and pull out his heart, and hold it up so the blood drips down all over you then you would have made the kind of sacrifice that’s necessary to be the number 1 contender"(À Mick Foley à Raw en 1998)
- "You see this? You don’t have it anymore! You don’t have it anymore! It’s mine! It’s mine!"
- "If you don’t raise the hand of the new World Wrestling Federation Champion, I promise you, I guarantee to you Austin, I will fire your ass this Sunday!"(avant Unforgiven 1998)
- "It takes a real son of a bitch to be successful in this business. So from one son of a bitch to another, allow me to introduce to you, the new general manager of Raw. His name is Eric Bischoff!"
- "If I lost at the Royal Rumble, then I wasn't the only one. You see, Ric…you lost, too. Every WWF superstar lost at the Royal Rumble. Every WWF fan lost at the Royal Rumble. Because I'm about to do something that even I will regret. (avant de faire l'introduction de la nWo en 2002)
- "In the interest of fairness...."
- "I have acquired my competition,I have bought WCW!"
- "The only way to beat a billionaire is to become one yourself"
- "You laughed at me, Vince McMahon. You don’t laugh at the misfortunes of billionaires. You laugh, SHUT UP! You laugh…you laugh when I tell you to laugh, that’s when you laugh!"
- "I have no sympathy for someone who was suppose to be a wrestling traditionalist. Not doing the right thing for the business that made him. Not doing the right thing for the fans and performers and the organization that made him what he is today. Bret made a very, very selfish decision. Bret’s going to have to live with that for the rest of his life. Bret screwed Bret!"
- "In a situation like this, there is an old expression. That old expression goes like this: sh*t happens."
- "I’m a first amendment advocate. So exercising the benefit of my first amendment rights, I would like to inform you that…YOU’RE FIRED!"
- "You know what I need? You know who I need? I need the OLD STONE COLD!"
- "He who laughs last, laughs loudest"
- "Who the hell do you think you are? I don't take orders from you. I don't even take orders from the man upstairs. I only listen to one supreme being and his name is Vincent Kennedy McMahon!"
- "You don't give grief to the head chief. You don't cross the boss but you do have sex with the man who signs your checks."
- "Members are not only going to start wondering what The Rock is cooking - If you don't stop now, certain Corporate members are going to wonder what The Rock is smoking."
- "Don’t cross the boss!"
- "You are one of the greatest WWF superstars of all time-there is no doubt about that-but as a commissioner, you suck."
- "McMahon 3:16 says, ‘I’ve got the brass to fire your ass!"
- "There is no depth that I will not stoop to make your life here on earth a total complete living hell."
- "I'm a genetic jackhammer!"
- "I used to have a female dog, now get on your hands and knees and bark like a dog!" (À Trish Stratus)
- "In this very ring..."
- "Don't be thinking about getting involved in what I'm doing tonight. If you do, you too could be a member of the Mr. McMahon KISS MY ASS CLUB!"
- "I'll tell ya what's certain, Marty Jannetty, tonight, live on Raw, broadcast all over the world, will in fact KISS MY ASS!"
- "I don't who the hell I am, I don't know what I want, except, I've got an INSATIABLE appetite for life, and I want MORE MORE MORE!"
- "It's not my fault that women find me attractive!! Its not my fault that my job has made it to make me well indowd."
- "I'M VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON DAMMIT!!"
- "Shawn: when you tore up those retirement papers, you opened up the floodgates to your own personal HELL!"
- "Dammit get out and take this crap with you, take it out, take it all out!" (Parlant à Mick Foley alors qu'il était connu comme Mankind)
- "That's right, you and God versus me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and the product of my semen, my son Shane!" (À Shawn Michaels le 3 avril, 2006 à RAW, en faisant la promo de Backlash)
- "Blessed be the name of Vincent Kennedy McMahon!"
- "Blessed be the name of Shane Brandon McMahon!"
- "Halleuja and Amen!"
- "To you, and everybody else in the world, my name is not VINCE, my name is MR. MCMAHON!" (À Triple H et John Cena le 8 mai à RAW)
