| Nouveautées | Modifications | | Nouvelles | Forum de discussion
Luttemedia Google
Boîte à outils
Outils personnels


The Rock/Quotes

Un article de Luttemedia - L'encyclopédie du monde de la lutte professionnelle

Voici plusieurs citations attribuées à Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson


[modifier] 1998

  • If you smell what The Rock is cooking!

[modifier] 1999

  • Well since Rock's baby left him... He found a new place to dwell... It's down at the end of Jabroni Drive at... Smackdown Hotellalalalalaaaa!
  • Stone Cold Steve Austin... The Rock knows how much you like to drink. So The Rock is offering you a couple of drinks tonight. The drinks are on The Great One. But here's a stipulation, Austin: The Rock says don't get drunk and pass out, or else you'll wake up with The Rock's fist in your mouth, and his foot up your ass!
  • Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about SummerSlam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this: if the Rock hits you, he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni!
  • So weather it's you Chris Jericho, Chris Jericho's Daddy, Chris Jericho's MaMa, Uncle Joe Jericho with the glass eye or maybe it's Grandpa Jimmy Jack Jericho!
  • Kane you think you impress the Rock when your music hits? All the lights go out. You got fire coming out of the post, fire shooting out of your ass, you got fire coming out of everywhere and then all of a sudden you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The big red retard can finally speak! Well Kane the Rock says this, he's in a giving mood tonight. You come on out here, the Rock got a little gift for you. He'll give you this microphone right here so you could talk in front of the millions (fans répètent: and millions) of the Rock's fans, take your little voice gimmic stick it to you throat and say this, (imitant Kane) "My name is Kane and I am a rudy poo candy ass!" And the Rock says this Kane, that little voice box you used to use, you left the Rock with one choice on what do with it. The Rocks says he'll take your little voice box, take all the batteries out, lube it up turn that sum bitch sideways and stick it strait up your candy ass!
  • Big Show, you think you impress the Rock? Let The Rock make something perfectly clear to you. You have never, and The Rock means never, impressed The Rock. From the time your crappy music hits... Well, it's the Big Slow! And every single Rock fan stops, pauses, and takes a look, and they all say this: "I'm going to take a leak; this guy sucks!"
  • Who is booking this crap? The Rock against Billy Gunn; The Rock against Gangrel. Next week, Next week, they'll be having The Rock laying the Smackdown on the Brooklyn Brawler, for Christ's sake.
  • Like all of a sudden, nobody knows The Rock talks trash? The Rock lives, breathes, walks, talks trash all day long! As a matter of fact, Undertaker,The Rock talks trash in his sleep!
  • The Rock imitant les lutteurs de la WCW: They all want the Rock to raise the People's Eyebrow, they all want the Rock to drop the People's Elbow, layeth the smacketh down with the Rock Bottom, and they want to hear without a shadow of a doubt the most electrifying line in sports entertainment, period. And here it is... "To BE the man, WHOOO, you've got to beat the man..." No, that's not it. That's not it, jabroni. This is it: "OOOOhhhhh YEEEAAAahh DIG IT!" No, that's not it either. This is it... "Whatcha gonna do, when the TWENTY-FOUR INCH pythons..." That's not it either. (pause) If ya SMELLLLLLLLALALALALALAOW what The Rock is cooking...

[modifier] 2000

  • (Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley) It sounds to 'The Great One' that 15,000 of The Rock's fans are callin' you a slut!
  • Go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back, jabroni. (Au Big Show)
  • The thought of another DX night makes The Rock want to stick his finger down his throat and sp
  • We do slapstick... steel chairs, garbage cans... and our guys live to fight another day.(En entrevue sur MTV)
  • (En parlant du président du groupe PTC (Parents Television Council) sur CNN) He is an extremist who represents a very radical group, and if they don't like The Rock of the WWF... that is why they make channel changers.
  • Let The Rock get this straight. You invited The Rock to speak at the Republican National Convention? Well, The Rock says this: What is the matter with you people? (Convention des Républicain)
  • The Hell in a Cell. And it doesn't matter, Kevin Kelly, what you call it. Whether it's called a Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage, painus in you anus, the only the thing that matters, is that The Rock is going in this Sunday night, to do exactly what he does best - layeth the smacketh down and get back The Rock's WWF title. And the fact of the matter is this, is that The Rock knows this Sunday night, he has his work cut out for him. The Rock knows, he's got five other guys he's got to compete with. And even if The Rock has got to beat Kurt Angle, which means, "I'm gonna drink a big glass of milk, eat some chocolate chip cookies and maybe I'll take three viagra". Or maybe The Rock has got to face Rikishi, beat Rikishi. "I did it for The Rock. I did it for the people. I did it for... oh, shut your mouth, you thong wearin' fatty. Or maybe The Rock has got to beat The Undertaker, the American Badass, beat him so bad, that one more he'll raise up... "Rest in peace!" Or maybe The Rock has got Triple H himself, which means-uh, he's got to beat The Game-uh, in the middle of the ring-uh. And he has a two dollar slut for a wife-uh! Or maybe The Rock, has gotta beat... Stone Cold Steve Austin. Which means I gotta get my, I gotta get my pick-up truck, drink some Steve-wisers, listen to some Backstreet Boys. And that's the bottom line, 'cause the Great One said so!

[modifier] 2001

  • The Rock has dream, has a dream that he's winning the Royal Rumble, going on to Wrestlemania and from coast to coast, Wisconsin to China, and back to Wisconsin! Sea to shining sea, The Rock one more time on top of the mountaintop, WWF Champion! And you see just like Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr had a dream, well we all have dreams, but there has been one dream that has become a reality to The Rock, one dream thats becoming true to The Rock. Day after day, night after night, 24 hours a day,.... 7 days a week, 365 days a year, and that one dream is The Rock forever whipping ass, whipping ass....Thank God Almighty, The Rock is whipping ass! If ya smell....what The Rock is cooking! (Son hommage à Martin Luther King)
  • Booker T) Just so The Rock understands this, you're the WCW Champion Sucker?
  • The Rock could just imagine what you were like in High School! The oldest 27 year old senior the world has ever seen! Standing outside your house with your momma, and that short little yellow bus pulling up in front - beep beep, beep beep, beep beep! You just walk in on the bus, go into class, get inside the classroom, teacher up on the blackboard "Ok class, what is 2 + 2? Do you know Booker?" "Oh yeah I know the answer to that, 2 + 2? Thomas Jefferson, sucka!"
  • The Rock supposedly doesn't care about the history of the WCW? The Rock doesn't care about the WCW Title? Well The Rock knows damn well the history of the WCW Title. The Rock knows that the title traces back to Frank Gotch, Lou Thesz, Ricky Steamboat, and woooooooooo Ric Flair! The Rock also knows damn well, what in recent years the WCW Title has come to... Diamond Dallas Page? Booker T? The guy from Scream 2, the dog from Married with Children, the maid from the Jeffersons! Shane McMahon, this WCW title is just like your sister, everybody gets a turn!
  • Shane McMahon, The Rock sees how you look at Booker T. Booker T, The Rock sees how you look at Shane McMahon. So why not get it over with and have a damn baby? The Rock can see it now. Little Booker Mac. The first words out of his mouth: (Petite voix aiguë) "Can you dig it, sucka?"
  • On this night 25 years ago, from the testicles of Vince McMahon himself came something so horrifying it sends chills up and down the bodies of men all over the world: tonight marks the birth of Stephanie McMahon.
  • (chantant Bonne fête à Stephanie) Happy Birthday to Steph. You're a ho with big breasts. So take the night off from hooking, if you smell what The Rock is cooking!
  • On the night Test faced the Great One, this is what he'll see... twelve sharpshooters stinging, eleven eyebrows raising, ten spines a'bustin, nine noggins knocking, eight kicks a'kicking, seven punches punching, six suplexes smashing, five seconds of the people chanting The Rock's name ... four Rock Bottoms, three People's Elbows, on your two buck teeth, and an ass-kicking all over New Orleans! (Chante sur l'air de la chanson Twelve Days of Christmas)

[modifier] 2002

  • What in the blue hell is wrong with you?! 'Wat up, G!' That's how you say your prayers? You get out of here you sick... freak! You don't say your prayers like that. Get his candy ass out of here. (Jonathan "The Coach" Coachman)
  • Hulk Hogan, what'cha gonna do when The Rock runs wild on you? But you see Hogan, The Rock's gonna tell what's gonna happen. He's gonna tell you exactly what you're gonna do. You're gonna feel electricity like you've never felt before, electricity that's happened like never before. You will hear 70,000 strong chanting your name, chanting The Rock's name. Hulk Hogan, you will see the People's Elbow come crashing down on your chest. And Hogan, above all else, above all else, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, good god almighty you will smell what The Rock is cooking!
  • Eddie Guerrero, you want a shot at the Great One but there's only one problem. It's you never told him whether you you were Cheech or were you Chong! Y arriba y arriba ! Oh yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, The Rock ain't done! The Rock's got some more and it goes like this. Guerrero and The Rock in this ring will meet and when it's all over The Rock whooping ass on Latino Heat! Y arriba y arriba ! (chantant sur l'air de la Bamba)

[modifier] 2003

  • It was here in Toronto that it all started. The biggest travesty in the industry went down right here, when the People turned on the People's Champion. Last year at WrestleMania, 68,000 mothercanuckers turned on him.
  • There is only one true Superstar of the Decade, one Superstar of the Millenia - the jabroni-beating, pie-eating, trail-blazing, eyebrow-raising, faster than a cheetah, stronger than a buck, the hottest thing to hit Canada because the Maple Leafs suck!
  • Ever since The Rock came into town, everyone has tried to bring him down. Canadians have no class... that's why they can kiss the People's Ass.
  • The Rock knows exactly who you are! There's a green shirt, H on your chest, green mask ... oh you're the Hamburglar! (en parlant au Hurricane)
  • Arrest his green ass. Get him out of here. Get his green monkey ass out of here. Hey, arrest him, he's guilty of shoving Chicken McNuggets straight up his ass, arrest him.
  • The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eye brow raising, the best in the present, future and past, and if ya'll don't like me you can kiss the people's ass! (parodie Ric Flair)

[modifier] This is your life, Rock

"This is your life, Rock" est un épisode de RAW qui a été présenté le 17 septembre 1999 par Mankind.

  • "Do you remember how, all year long, the only thing Rock wanted to do in your class was make pancakes?"

    "You still like to cook? Still like to bake bread? And you know your rolls, right?"

    "The Rock says this. You should know your role, and shut your mouth; take a little walk down Know Your Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and check your Aunt Jemima, no-pancake-having ass directly into the Smackdown Hotel!"

    (à Mrs. Griffith, son enseignante d'économie en 6ème)
  • If you wouldn't mind, Coach, The Rock would like to do something special with that whistle. The Rock would like to take that whistle you got, that very whistle you just put to your lips, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!" (à son ancien caoch de football)
  • "We used to kiss a little bit...lotta tongue; you used to love the Rock's tongue, didn't you? Remember how you used to nibble on The Rock's ear, on The Rock's neck, and whisper to The Rock, 'Hey Rock, go for it! Go for second base!' And as The Rock put his hand ever so gently on your knee, slid his hand up inch-by-inch, what did you do? You CUT THE ROCK OFF ON SECOND BASE!"

    "The Rock has just one thing to say to you... poontang your ass on out of here!"

    (à son ex-petite amie)
  • THE ROCK: "Before you come in here and start putting little stickers on the Rock's shirt and putting little streamers all over the Rock, the Rock just wants to know-- what is your name?"

    CLOWN: "I'm--"

    ROCK: "It doesn't MATTER what your name is!"

    MANKIND: "Hey, hold it right there! It certainly does matter what her name is, and I'll tell you why! I tried real hard and I went to a lot of expense and time and effort to make this night real special for you! And one by one, you're going to insult my guests and make this night a bad night for me? Sometimes I think you're a very ungrateful little man, Rock!" (Un clown qui vient lui porter des ballons et lui lire un texte)

  • "Naturally, The Rock is appreciative to all of his fans, but to you...The Rock's birthday's May second, you stupid son of a bitch!" (à Mankind)

[modifier] Autres

  • The Rock says... hold that microphone up to The Rock's mouth, jabroni, before The Rock slaps the taste out of your mouth... The Rock says, Stone Cold Steve Austin, tonight is the night that you go one-on-one with The Great One. And your monkey ass is going to be made famous, compliments of The Rock. You run your mouth about how The Rock comes out here and recites his little nursery rhymes? Well, The Rock has prepared a little nursery rhyme specifically for you and it goes like this: Mary had a little lamb... Then again, piss on the lamb, piss on Mary, and piss on YOU! The Rock is going to go out there tonight and do what he does best, and that's lay the smackdown on your... roody-poo candyass! No! No! No! Don't do that. Stone Cold Steve Austin, after all is and and done, the millions..." **Les fans terminent la phrase pour lui** "The millions and the millions of The Rock's fans are going to realize that The Rock is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most electrifying man in sports-entertainment, and the best damn World Wrestling Federation Champion there ever was! If ya smell..." **Les fans terminent la phrase pour lui** "Hey Philly, this ain't sing-along with The Rock! The Great One says it by himself! If ya smell... what The Rock..." **Rock fait sa pause théatrale, monte une main à son visage, pousse sa machoire vers le bas, tourne sa tête sur le côté et fait le People's Eyebrow** "... is cookin!"
  • "Hello, Smackdown Hotel, Rock speaking... No, I'm afraid Mankind's not available right now--he's a little busy... WITH THE ROCK'S FOOT IN HIS MOUTH!" Il raccroche le téléphone sonne encore: "Yeah, CandyAss Cafe. How can The Rock help you? No, I'm sorry, Mankind's not available right now--HE'S A LITTLE TIED UP!" Il prend alors le fil du téléphone et l'enroule autour du cou de Mankind.
  • MANKIND: "Rock, what I'm about to do is show the millions--"

THE ROCK: (Montre sa main) "Don't you EVER do that again." LAWLER: "Gimmick infringement!"

  • UNDERTAKER: "Listen young man, and I do mean young." et à la fin de sa promo"I am going to take you to the learning tree!"

THE ROCK: "Undertaker, you run your mouth about how you're going to take The Rock to the learning tree. Well, you're not going to have to drag The Rock to the learning tree. The Rock will gladly go to the learning tree with you. And then he'll pause once we get there. He'll reach up and break off a branch, And he'll pick each and every leaf off of that branch. Then he'll turn it sideways and stick it straight up your candyass!"

  • "Undertaker, do you think you impress The Rock by coming out here with your little Undertaker symbol and claiming to steal the souls of all these poor jabronis in the World Wrestling Federation? Do you think you impress The Rock by making your eyes roll up into the back of your head? Well, The Rock says, you come to King of the Ring. And you try to sacrifice The People's Champ. But instead of taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head, The Rock says that you take that entire thirty-five pound head, spin it around backwards like The Exorcist, have it roll down your back, and catch it in both your hands. And then, Undertaker, take your own head, turn that sumbitch sideways... and stick it straight up your candy ass!"
  • "Tonight The Rock is going to play movie director, and let you see firsthand the unedited, uncut version of The Rock's major motion picture, entitled 'Laying The Smackdown on Your Roody-Poo Candy Ass!' And when it's all said and done, and all the smoke has cleared, and the millions and the millions of The Rock's fans have finished chanting his name, the Titanic will still be sunk, Monica Lewinsky will still love her cigars, and The Rock will have kicked the living piss out of Mankind!"
  • "I don't believe this; this is a bunch of monkey crap; they BROKE the Rock's ROLEX!"
  • THE ROCK: "All the Rock's fans are chanting his name..."

Fans: "Rock-y! Rock-y! Rock-y!..." MANKIND (En étant pas synchro avec les fans): "Rock-y! Rock-y!..."

  • (à Michael Cole)"You keep your head right there, jabroni; don't move The Rock's electrifying T-shirt! Now the Rock says this--The Rock said, don't move your head!"
  • THE ROCK:"The Rock's not even listening to you! The Rock can't even hear himself talk, for Christ's sake..."

MANKIND: "Umm...roody poo!"

  • "You stand now, before The Rock, looking at The Rock, gawking at The Rock, wanting to go one-on-one with 'The Great One?' And now, in front of all The Rock's fans, you want to serve The Rock a great, big piece of that poontang pie?"
  • (à une vieille femme en coulisse)"Look at you just looking at the Rock, gawking at the Rock; you ought to be ashamed of yourself, a woman your age looking at the Rock!"

OLD LADY: "Today's my birthday!" THE ROCK: "It is?" OLD LADY: "Yes!" THE ROCK: "Well, happy birthday. What is your name?" OLD LADY: "Louise." THE ROCK: "IT-- ... Louise; well, it's good to meet you, Louise."

THE ROCK: "The Rock was minding his own business, walking in the building; was not scheduled to layeth the smacketh down tonight; he was singing a happy birthday song to...uhh... what was that old lady's name again?" MICHAEL COLE: "I think it was--" THE ROCK: "It doesn't MATTER what her name was!"

"Louise, 'you like pancakes? You got a little funny feeling in your stomach, right here, lower abdomen? Well, it's probably gas, Louise, because a woman your age gets that every once in a while, but the Rock says this. There's something you can do; you go right down to the drugstore, you buy the biggest bottle of Maalox, you turn it sideways-- never mind, Louise..."

  • "Wrestlemania XV, the Brahma Bull against the Rattlesnake. It does not get any better than that. Stone Cold Steve Austin, as far as the The Rock is concerned, the greatest book ever written is entitled 'The Brahma Bull vs. The Rattlesnake.' And the beauty of this novel is that it has infinite chapters. Which means it never ends. It also means, for the rest of your natural life, The Rock will be kicking your monkey crap ass all over God's Green Earth... And when it's all said and done, all the smoke has cleared, and the millions and the millions of The Rock's fans have finished chanting his name... and you and The Rock float up to that big World Wrestling Federation ring in the sky, and you extend your hand and say, "Hey Rock, thanks for the memories..." don't be surprised if The Rock looks at you, raises The People's Eyebrow, shakes your hand right back and says, 'No, Stone Cold... thank you for the memories.' And then, Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock will take his other hand and slap the tase right out of your mouth for being the biggest piece of Trailer Park Trash walking God's Blue Heaven!"
  • En entrevue: Gennifer Flowers: I'm here with the Intercontinental Champion--

The Rock: Whoa, actually, Genny, it's The People's Intercontinental Champion. GF: Excuse me... The People's Intercontinental Champion, The Rock. Now, Rock, the people want to know--if you were the leader of this country, how would you run things? TR: Well, actually, Genny, The Rock feels like this. First and foremost, the term "leader" is really beneath The Rock. The Rock fells like a more appropriate term would... "ruler." GF: OK, if you were the ruler, how would you handle the homeless situation? TR: I'll tell you what, Genny, that's a touchy subject for The Rock, the homeless situation in America. The Rock feels like this: as long as The Rock still has his palatial palace down on South Beach in Miami, FL, he really couldn't give a damn whether they live in a Frigidaire box or a Kenmore box. As long as those homeless pieces of trash keep their cardboard boxess off The Rock's freshly mowed grass, everything will be copathetic. GF: Well, how about the judicial system? TR: Well, first and foremost, as long as The Rock's fans across the country realize that The Rock is the judge and the jury, everything should be fine. Actually, after The Rock has contemplated that for a second, if The Rock were the jury, nine times out of ten he'd be a hung jury... if ya smell what The Rock is cookin'. GF: How would you run the White House? TR: Tough job, tough question. But The Rock of course is up to answering it. The Rock fells like this: As long as all the interns in the White House, beneath The Rock, knew their damn role, and they didn't get out of hand, step out of line, and they didn't do anything orally wrong--excuse me, Genny--morally wrong, then The Rock wouldn't have to do what he does best, and that's lay the smackdown in a major way. Thank you very much, Genny.

  • KEVIN KELLY: "I'm wondering if, at this time, maybe you wanted to retract your statement--" (The Rock se retourne et le regarde longuement) "--where you called the Big Show a jabroni."

JERRY LAWLER: "Uh-oh." THE ROCK : "Yes... the Rock DOES want to retract his statement. The Big Show is not a jabroni." JERRY LAWLER: "Wow." KEVIN KELLY: "Well, I know that--" THE ROCK: "But what the Big Show IS, is a seven-foot, five-hundred-pound, steaming, stinking, steaming stinking pile of grade-A monkey crap!"

  • THE ROCK: "DX, the Rock says, he's kicked your candy asses for years! And on to the Radicals; on to Benoit, on to Malenko, on to Guerrero, on to Saturn, on to Pluto, on to Nepture, on to Uranus, oh it doesn't MATTER what your names are!"

LAWLER: "Your Anus?!"

  • MANKIND: "I've got something important I want to get off my chest... I don't want to mince words, but I'm going to come right out and say it."

THE ROCK (Assis avec une main sur l'oreille car il est au cellulaire): "Sure, sure." MANKIND: "I think we should just call it quits..." THE ROCK: "Absolutely." MANKIND: "Break up the Connection..." THE ROCK: "You sure you want to do that, though?" MANKIND: "It's just that there's so many other kids who need my help, who need my guidance, and're almost there!" THE ROCK: "Right...Bulldog feels that way as well, too." MANKIND: "You're going to make it on your own!" THE ROCK: "Right..." MANKIND: "You're going to BE somebody!" THE ROCK: "Hold on one second." (enlève son téléphone de son oreille et regarde Mankind) "Who are you TALKING to?" MANKIND: "Hey, don't get excited. I'm just here to say that..." (donne une tape sur l'épaule au Rock) "You're gonna be all right, kid! If you ever need me, I'll be there!" (s'en va) THE ROCK (revient au téléphone): "It's that Mankind...he's half-retarded; you know that..."

  • THE ROCK: "You think you impress the Rock because, a couple of months ago, you were down south beating some jabroni named Juventud?" (à Chris Jericho)

LAWLER: "Who's Juventud? Do you have any idea?" MICHAEL COLE: "No clue."

  • "The Rock says, you and that jabroni you got with you, Curtis Hughes, come on out here. Jericho, you bend over, and the Rock will take the entire Curtis Hughes, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!"
  • "You want to keep your jerk-off dad out of The Rock's ring (après qu'un fan habillé comme Y2J soit monté sur le ring)
  • THE ROCK: "Let the Rock make one thing perfectly clear. He never WANTED the Rock and Sock Con--"

MANKIND: "Wait, wait! I know you never wanted the Rock and Sock Connection to break up..."

  • MANKIND: "It's a great day because even though we saw the postponement of Test's and Stephanie's wedding, in some ways I feel like we just had a marriage take place right in here!"

THE ROCK: "Are you implying to the Rock that you are asking for his hand in MARRIAGE?!" MANKIND: "No, it's a figure of speech, kind of. I just meant that, unlike all those other..." THE ROCK: "First and foremost, Mick, the Rock is not coom-see coom-saw! And the Rock could care less if you want to offer him a piece of that poontang pie!" LAWLER: "Ha! Tossed salad!" MANKIND: "Rock, I'm not a biology major but I don't think I have any poontang..."

  • "Last night, when The Rock swung the sledgeahmmer, it was NOT meant for Stone Cold, but it was meant for Triple H's roody poo, candy ass! Now Triple H, at Survivor Series, when The Rock is whoopin' and kickin' your monkey ass all over that arena, every single Rock fan, just like now, they will be standing on their feet, electricity running through their body, and they will all be chanting The Rock's name!"


  • MANKIND: "Rocky! Thanks goodness I find you. Man, have I got a surprise for you! Listen Rock-- later tonight, the tag team championships are on the line; the Rock and Sock Connection--"

THE ROCK: "Whoa, whoa-- what are you talking about?" MANKIND: "The belts!" THE ROCK: "Listen, the Rock is not concerned about the WWF Tag Team titles. The Rock is concerned about the Rock's belt, the WWF title. That's it." MANKIND: "Rock, there'll be time for that later, but don't lose sight of the big picture! The big picture is, the fans want to see the Rock and Sock Connection. Listen, I know you're hurt; I was there last night; you were in my thoughts last night! So what I'm gonna do for you-- and I'm no dummy, I realize you've been carrying this team-- tonight it's my turn to get back. Against the Hollies? It's my turn to show you what Mankind is all about. Listen--" THE ROCK: "Whoa, whoa-- who are the Hollies?" MANKIND: "Crash? Hardcore? Used to be--" THE ROCK (devenant impatient): "What exactly do you want here?" MANKIND (montrant son livre): "I want to give you this, just like you asked for this bad boy. A pre-copy of my book, just like you said, "To the Great One, Rock and Sock forever, your friend and financial part--" THE ROCK: "Yeah, wonderful, that's great. Where is the Rock in this book?" MANKIND: "Two-thirty." THE ROCK: "Two-thirty? That's all the Rock needs to know." (prend le livre) "Thank you VERY much Mick; really appreciate it..." MANKIND: "Wait, wait! In case you don't finish that bad boy in one sitting, I got a little bookmark for you!" (sort Mr. Rocko) "Who's THAT peeking his face out there? Look what I got back for you last night!" (The Rock tourne le dos) "While you were busy in your injury and misery, I won back Mr. Rocko for you!" THE ROCK: "You want the Rock to actually TOUCH that?" MANKIND: "Well, I gave it a little rinse-eroo at the Super 8 sink last night." THE ROCK: "The Rock will tell you what. Since you won it, then you keep Mr. Rocko." MANKIND: "Do you EVER stop giving?" LAWLER: "You-- you-- IDIOT, Mankind!"

  • VINCE McMAHON: "Triple H, I asked you out here for your opinion, that's all. Do you want to face The Rock at Survivor Series, or do you want to face Stone Cold Steve Austin at Survivor Series? What is your opinion?"

TRIPLE H: "Vince, you know what I think? I--" THE ROCK: "It doesn't MATTER what your opinion is!"

  • (MANKIND (parlant au Rock qui est dans le vestiaire): "Hey Rock? How could you do that?" "How COULD YOU?!"

THE ROC: "How could the Rock do what?" MANKIND: "I give you a present, I give you something I've worked hard on, and you just throw it away?" ROCK: "What are you talking about, your book?" MANKIND (Enlève son masque): "NO, it's not ABOUT my book! It's my LIFE! It's MY work, it's MY blood, MY sweat, MY tears; and you would TAKE it, and you would throw it AWAY?!" ROCK: "Mick, the Rock doesn't know what you're talking ab--" MANKIND: "GODDAMMIT!" "This isn't about the Rock and Sock Connection; it's about the fact that I give, I give, I give, and you keep on taking! And so I say to you, Dwayne, I say you piss on everything I believe in, I say piss on YOU, you self-centered, egotistical... self-righteous son OF A BITCH!!" ROCK: "Whoa whoa whoa, you want to come in here and run your mouth at the Rock; barge in on the Rock? Well, the Rock says this--" MANKIND: "No, *I* say this! I say this! I say I don't want to know you, I don't want to fight you, Rock; I don't want to work with you, I don't want to even know you exist! So one last time, I walk down the aisle tonight. And after that, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING, you and me, no more. You live with that, and GROW UP!"

  • "Now the stage is set! Survivor Series, 1999, Triple H, the Game, facing The People's champion. Triple H, you think that The Rock will let you get away for one single solitary second? Putting a sledgehammer to these ribs? Well, these aren't just anybody's ribs. These are The ROCK's ribs, these are the GREAT ONE's ribs... and dammit, these are the PEOPLE's ribs."
  • THE ROCK: "Austin, at Survivor Series, the Rock says, he's gonna take your little rattlesnake..."

LAWLER: "I don't think that'd be a little one, J.R.; rattlesnakes are pretty big!" THE ROCK: "He's gonna tie that little sumbitch up in a knot..." LAWLER: "Ack!"

  • "Triple H and Austin, in the past and in the future, the Rock has dragged both your monkey asses down that long, long boulevard called Know Your Role..."
  • "The Rock says this: British Bulldog, you think you're just going to have your way with The Rock; you think the Rock is just another roody-poo standing on the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive? At No Mercy, you're just going to go on to the WWF Title? Well, The Rock says this-- nobody cares about you! British Bulldog, it doesn't matter who you are, it doesn't matter what you are, it doesn't matter what you say; it just DOESN'T MATTER. But what matters is, British Bulldog, is that the Rock will prove his point-- they only care about ONE MAN being the WWF champion, and here in Atlanta, Georgia, now aptly named Rock-lanta, they all feel The Rock's electricity. Forty thousand of The Rock's screaming fans, all in unison, all at the same time, they all chant The Rock's name!"
  • MANKIND: "After we spoke, I had a little heart-to-heart with myself, I did some deep thinking, I did some serious soul-searching, I looked at the man in the mirror, and do you know what I saw?"

THE ROCK: "Well, The Rock knows what you saw--two hundred and eighty pounds of monkey crap!"

  • THE ROCK: "What's going on with YOU?"

MANKIND: "I'm all right-- Rock! Rock! Just one time... you go out there, and you win one for The Micker!" THE ROCK: "Who in the hell's the Micker?...Idiot..."

  • "X-Pac, The Rock says, you want to come down The People's Aisle carrying your little can of Energy drink? Well, seeing as you like that can so much, The Rock says, he's gonna take that little green and black can, dump all the liquid out, fill it back up with monkey piss, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!"
  • "There is a jabroni running around the WWF, the Rock's home, with a sock with the Rock's face on it stuffed in his crotch! Val Venis, you think that you impress the Rock? You stuff the sock, Rocko or whatever you call it, in your pants? That is like blowing your nose on the Constitution! WIPING YOUR ASS with the American flag! The Rock says this--you think you impress the Great One? Why? Because you've made a couple of coom-see, coom-saw adult movies?! Well, the Rock says this-- tonight the Rock is going to play movie director. He's going to let you see firsthand the unedited, uncut version, of the Rock laying the smackdown on your CANDY ASS!"
  • "And you walk down the Rock's ramp and you step over the top rope, like that's supposed to impress somebody! And then, Big Show, you do something that is, without the shadow of a doubt, the most impressive thing the Rock's seen, and that's this-- (lifts hand in the air, Big Show-style and moans) huuuaaaagh!"
  • MICHAEL COLE: "Rock... Great One... the Big Boss Man has challenged you to a hardcore match tonight, the winner to become number one contender for the World Wrestling Federation title. Do you accept?"

(The Rock lui mets la main devant la visage pour qu'il se taise) FANS: "Rock-y! Rock-y! Rock-y!" THE ROCK: "Finally, the Rock, HAS COME BACK to Pittsburgh! The Rock says this. Does the Rock accept the Boss Man's challenge? Hardcore match for the WWF number one contender spot? Well, considering the mood that the Rock is in, you're damn right. That's exactly the type of match the Rock wants, exactly the type of match that makes the Rock's bacon sizzle. So you're damn right, you got--" DETECTIVE #1: "Excuse me..." THE ROCK: "Speaking of bacon..." DETECTIVE #1: "Are you aware that the car that hit Stone Cold was registered in your name?" LAWLER et J.R : "What?!" THE ROCK: "Of course, jabronis, the Rock is aware! If you wouldn't have been aware yesterday, and not at Dunkin Donuts stuffing your faces with all the donuts..." (Fans explosent) "The Rock says this-- he called it in yesterday that the Rock's car was stolen. So the Rock just wants to know..." (The Rock montre ses poignets aux detectives) "Are you going to arrest the Great One?" DETECTIVE #2: "No, you're not under arrest. We just have some questions to ask you." THE ROCK: "Exactly, because there is no REASON to arrest the Great One. The Rock says this-- you have the nerve to come in front of the Rock and interrupt the Rock, and you two jabronis don't even have enough CLASS to introduce yourself?"(Fans explosent) "What is your name?" DETECTIVE #1 (veux lui serrer la main): "Detective--" THE ROCK: "It doesn't MATTER what your name is!" LAWLER: "Uh-oh..." THE ROCK: "The Rock says this-- right now, as the Rock speaks, there are literally millions..." FANS: "And millions!" THE ROCK: "Of Rock's fans, and if you all just know your role, SHUT your mouth; you, you, and especially you, in four seconds, they will all chant the Rock's name!" FANS: "Rock-y! Rock-y! Rock-y!" LAWLER: "They didn't even wait four seconds!" THE ROCK: "Now, seeing as you jabronis really want to find out who was driving the Rock's stolen car..." DETECTIVE #2: "Yes we do, sir." THE ROCK: "Well, the Rock has one question for you. Write this down; do you like donuts?" (Fans explosent) DETECTIVE #2 (lowering the pad with a long-suffering expression): "Sure, we like donuts." THE ROCK: "What's your favorite donut?" DETECTIVE #2: "Jelly." THE ROCK: "Oh, you like jelly. Well, jelly's a good one. The Rock says this; write this down. When you leave here, go down to Dunkin Donuts, get the biggest jelly donut you can find!" (Fans explosent encore plus fort) LAWLER: "Oh, no... this guy's a COP!" THE ROCK: "Write it down. Hold that jelly donut up, SQUEEZE all the jelly out, squeeze all the-- write it down; you like writing things down-- squeeze all the jelly out, and then-- write this down, you don't want to forget this-- TURN that sumbitch sideways, and stick it STRAIGHT UP your CANDY ASS!" (Fans explosent encore plus fort) J.R.: "Man!" LAWLER: "No respect for the law." THE ROCK (ajuste ses pantalons et son jacket): "So the Rock says this! If you don't write anything else down, you definitely want to write this down in big bold letters; if ya smell what the Rock is cooking!"

  • "Now The Rock says, Vince, you want to appoint yourself the special guest referee at Survivor Series? Well, the Rock does indeed smell what you're cooking, and quite frankly, it smells like the biggest pile of monkey CRAP The Rock has ever seen! Now, The Brahma Bull and The Rattlesnake don't agree on much, but one thing we damn sure agree on-- and that is to never, AND THE ROCK MEANS never, ever, trust a ROODY POO, CANDY ASS!"
  • "One brahma bull, two brahma bulls, three brahma bulls... you jabronis hit the jackpot! And then all of a sudden, you're jumping around like a bunch of idiots-- Undertaker, with his Mickey Mouse tattoos and his thirty-three pound head, jumping around screaming like a girl! (cris de façon très aiguë)... Kane running around doing cartwheels, scaring everybody in the casino... (prétent parler comme Kane) "I won, I won, let's party!" And the biggest goof of them all, the Big Slow, sits there scaring all of the Rock's fans! (imite le Big Show) And then, the doors
  • (Lors de la première apparition de Chris Jericho) THE ROCK:"After three boring minutes, The Rock says know your role and shut your mouth. How dare you, little jabroni, come on The Rock's show (Smackdown!) and not even have the class to introduce yourself. What is your name?

Y2J: "I told you, it's..." THE ROCK: (l'interrompt) "It doesn't matter what your name is! The Rock says that you talk about your Y2J plan. Well, The Rock has a little plan of his own. He calls it the KY Jelly plan, which means that The Rock is going to take his size 13 boot, lube it up real good turn that sum-bitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy@$$! If ya smmmmmellllllllllll... what The Rock... is cookin'!"

  • "That's 10 pounds of monkey crap in a 5 pound bag!" (Big Show)
  • "Unfortuantely, he has a disease called the lack of testicalitis!"(Big Show)
  • "I kicked Kane between the legs, and it felt like I was kicking a pillow!"
  • "A monkey went into the ring, took a crap, and out came Mankind!"
  • "Why don't you take your damn sock, put it on your hand, feel what's between your legs and see what's there?" (Mankind)
  • "Wait, wait, wait! The Rock's got four donuts for you jabronis!" (lorsqu'il se fait arrêter à RAW)
  • "Kurt Angle, your gonna have to forgive The Rock for interrupting your homecoming. But The Rock couldn't help listening to what you were saying, but quite frankly The Rock came out here to correct you. Number one: to actually say that you had something to do with Mario Lamieux's return, to actually say you had something to do with Mario Lamieux's success here in Pittsburgh...let's see. How can The Rock put this nicely? Actually frankly speaking, it's the biggest bucket of penguin piss The Rock has ever seen. And secondly, you come out here and you call yourself rolemodel, hero, and champion. While all of those might be true you are forgetting to call little thing. And thats the biggest roody-poo, bug eyed, milk-drinkin', suck ass, kiss ass, one hundred percent grade A candyass The Rock has ever seen! Kurt Angle, you show your footage of things you have said in the past. So The Rock went out...and found some footage of his own. Kurt Angle we all know you don't like pie, but do you"**Kurt veut répondre** "Shut your mouth and roll the footage!" **Extrait d'une pub de pizza avec Angle est alors montré** "Kurt, what in the blue hell was that? But before you answer that, Kurt Angle earlier tonight you said 'It Doesn't Matter' who the four participants are in tonight's Fatal Four Way matchup. Did you say that?" **Angle veut répondre** "It doesn't matter who you say it doesn't matter! You see Kurt Angle it does matter, it really matters because one of the participants tonight Kurt Angle, the winning The Rock. And once tonight...and once tonight The Rock wins that Fatal Four Way matchup, then you're going to go one on one with The Great One and The Rock is gonna whip that ass on Smackdown!! And once The Rock is finished whipping that ass you can come back to Pittsburgh as an ex-champion, as a ex-hero with your big fat mouth and all your glory and one big pizza and *kiss* Mamamia, stick it straight up your candyass! If ya smell....." **Rock est interrompu**
  • "Big Show, you think you impress the Rock? Let the Rock make something perfectly clear to you. You have NEVER, and the Rock means NEVER, impressed the Rock. From the time your crappy music hits-- (Imite la chanson) well, it's the Big Slow-- (parlant) and every single Rock fan stops, pauses, and takes a look, and they all say this: I'm going to take a leak; this guy sucks!"
  • MANKIND: "If the Undertaker and the Big Show can find the testicular fortitude to put their tag team titles on the line tonight, Mankind would like to become The People's Partner! Just think about it, Rock-- Mankind and the Rock together, with the millions (pause) and millions of the Rock's fans, and the dozens (pause) of Mankind's fans; together, we will stand side by side and lay the smackdown--"

THE ROCK: "Whoa, whoa! The Rock says, he knows what your crazy ass will do. So tonight, the Rock says, one time, you will be The People's Partner-- but the Rock says this. Don't you ever, AND THE ROCK MEANS ever, steal the Rock's phrases again!" ROCK: “If you smeeeeellll...” MANKIND: “Smeeeeelll...” ROCK: "Hey! What did the Rock just tell you? The Rock says this-- Big Show, you come on down (se moque en machouillant)-- you do all that. Undertaker, you come on down (renverse ses yeux) -- die, die, die; all that stupid crap over and over again!"

  • "Kane, you think you impress the Rock when your music hits, and all the lights go out? You've got fire coming out of the posts, fire shooting out of your ass..."
  • "Kane can talk! The Big Red Retard can finally speak!"

THE ROCK: "My name is Kane... and I am a roody-poo candy ass!" J.R.: "I don't think Kane would say that at all, King."

  • à Terri Runnels: "You like champagne with little bubbles. 'You like bubbles? Well, bubble your ass out of here!"
  • THE ROCK: "The Rock says this, Michael Cole jabroni! How do you feel about the match?"

MICHAEL COLE: "Well--" THE ROCK: "It doesn't MATTER how you feel!"

  • "Where are you, Triple H? Maybe you're in the women's bathroom! Well, you're not in here, but The Rock knows you pee sitting down!"
  • THE ROCK: "Triple H, you've got five seconds, AND THE ROCK MEANS five seconds, to come out here and face the Rock, or the Rock will go back there, and whip your monkey ass all over the Fleet Center!"

LAWLER: "One thousand thousand two..."

  • "Shawn Michaels, The Rock says this: you run your mouth, you little jabroni roody-poo! You run your mouth: Well, the sherriff's in town! The sherriff's back in town!"
  • (à Mankind)"Friends? Uh-uh, absolutely not. The Rock is gonna layeth the smacketh down on ALL their candy asses! (regarde Mankind) And make no mistake about it; the Rock will take that goofy mask you got on, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!"
  • "Undertaker, The Rock wants you to come out, and The Rock will admire all your little Mickey Mouse tattoos. (pause pour els chants de la foule) And then, Big Show, as you're bent over, Undertaker, the Rock says you take your thirty-three pound head, turn that sum-bitch sideways, and stick it straight up Big Show's ass!"
  • "And the Undertaker; you think you impress somebody? Well the Rock's-- get a shot of the Rock on the screen (titan-tron)!"
  • MICHAEL COLE: "Socko!"

THE ROCK: "I'm gonna take that sock, turn it sideways, spit on it, and stick it straight up his candy ass!" MICHAEL COLE: "You should know, Rock; you've had it in you before." THE ROCK: "Well, so has the Rock's boot been in you. So, shut your mouth."

  • "This was the chick who went ahead and massaged your little bitty pimply ass for an hour, but not with the oriental, herbal, ass-leaves, whatever the hell you were talking about, for this chick rubbed your ass with the People's poison ivy!" (à Billy Gunn)
  • "And right before your match with the Great One, you're gonna stand behind the curtain, and your music will start-- (chante) Well, I'm an asshole!" (à Billy Gunn)
  • THE ROCK: "Or, the Rock figured he could walk down the People's ramp, just like this... surrounded by the millions (pause) of the Rock's fans, all chanting his name! (crowd chants) Find some jabroni to hold his glasses... come here, jabroni. Hold the Rock's glasses. Maybe embarrass him on national TV... how you doing? IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU'RE DOING!!"

LAWLER: "That was great!"

  • THE ROCK: "If you smeeeell what the Rock is cooking!"

LAWLER: "Well, I smell something, but I still think it might be Rock's big cellulite ass!" J.R.: "Oh, please." LAWLER: "Did you see it?" (on voit alors Mark Henry devant une assiette de malbouffe)) LAWLER: "Speaking of cellulite..."

  • THE ROCK: "He's crying like a woman; he should be going after the women's title. Shut up, Michael Cole!"

LAWLER: "Yeah, shut up, Michael Cole!"

  • MICHAEL COLE: "Welcome, Rock!"

THE ROCK: "Shut up; you don't need to welcome the Rock to anything."

  • "|Big Show, last night on Sunday Night Heat, you did something you should never have done, and that was put your big, sweaty palms on the People's Champion."
  • THE ROCK: "They're chanting the Rock's name; shut up, Michael Cole, and listen!"

LAWLER: "You can't get Michael Cole to shut up, ever."

  • Rock et Kevin Kelly

"Rock and Taker unexpectedly became tag team champions? Unexpectedly? Let The Rock ask you a question, Kevin Kelly. Was The Rock in the match?" "Yes." "Did The Rock lay the smackdown?" "Yes." Are you a man with no testicles?" "Yes.....No!" "Yes?" "No!" "Yes, you don't have testicles? No. No, you don't have testicles? Oh, shut your mouth!

  • "Afraid? Afraid? Kevin Kelly you actually stand there and ask The Rock is he afraid of taking the last ride from the Undertaker. Well let The Rock remind you of a couple of things. You see The Rock has already taken the last ride from Undertaker and considering how The Rock felt after taking the last ride, The Rock will just assume as to avoid the last ride all together. And even though The Rock respects the Undertaker, even though The Rock can see right past Vince McMahon's little games he's trying to play. Despite all that, the fact still remains that The Rock is afraid of NO ONE! But you see The Rock doesn't want to talk about what he is afraid of, no. The Rock wants to talk about what makes him happy. Seeing as this is Christmas.... and seeing as this is reminds The Rock of his very favorite Christmas story enitled, 'Rocky, The People's Reindeer'. You see Rocky, the reindeer was very large and very tall, and unlike Kevin Kelly he actually had a set of balls. All the other jabroni reindeer used to be so jealous and look at him in vain because they couldn't stand the fact that all the people would be chanting his name........Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa was drunk and full of gas. So Rocky took his big bag of toys and shoved them straight up Santa's candyass! You see Undertaker, considering this is Christmas and The Rock has more thing to say....'You better...not laugh, better not cry, better not pout Rock's tellin' you why. Brahma Bull is coming to town.' Undertaker...never ever forget that your yard will always be on the People's planet. Merry Christmas Undertaker! Merry Christmas!"
  • à Triple H: "And just like your wife, Stephanie, is a bargain basement bitch!"
  • "I'm gonna stick your head so far up your ass your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!"
  • "The Rock says, they didn't keep you (Triple H) at the bottom of the barrel just because you wanted to say goodbye to your roody poo friends in Madison Square Garden,no. The Rock says, they kept you at the bottom of the barrel because you absolutely suck."
  • "God, this is Billy. I just won the King of the Ring, but everyone still hates me because I absolutely suck!"
  • "Kurt Angle, you think you're really special because you've cashed in on the services of one Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, a two dollar no, a fifty cent no, buy two get one free does any one have change for a nickel skank ass slut?" -The Rock
  • THE ROCK: The great one says you can kiss his ass.

MANKIND: Hey, Rock. I gave that up for lent.

  • "What the hell is wrong with you? Quit rubbin' yourself!" - (À Goldust)
  • À Triple H: "You're boring and you suck."
  • LILIAN GARCIA: Rock, we heard the news earlier today. You're gonna be defending at Unforgiven, your WCW title against Shane McMahon and Booker T. How do you feel about that?

THE ROCK: Who are you just Barbara Walters all of a sudden, Lilian? Since when did you become all business, Lilian? How about a simple 'Hey Rock'. 'How you doin Rock?'. 'Did you enjoy lunch today Rock?'. 'Did you like your pancakes Rock?'. How about something like that. LILIAN: But Rock, like I said, at Unforgiven. You're gonna.... THE ROCK: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Lilian. Lilian. You need to let your feelings go. The Rock knows you have feelings for him. The Rock knows that you think about The Rock. The Rock knows that you get that funny feeling in the bottom of your stomach, Lilian. The Rock knows that each and every single time you go right out there in the middle of The People's ring and you ring announce, you think about The Rock looking at you. Admit it Lilian, that you go to bed every single night dreaming about marrying The Rock. Dreaming of one day to become Mrs. Lilian 'Rockcia'. Admit it Lilian, you get wet....with perspiration standing this close to The Rock.....Now, Lilian, The Rock knows how you feel about pie. But how do you feel about strudel? Lilian, would you like to try some of The Rock's strudel? LILIAN: More than anything in the world, Rock. THE ROCK: What in the blue hell is wrong with you? The Rock was just informed that he had a match at Unforgiven. A handicap match between The Rock, Booker T and Shane McMahon and the only thing you can think about and talk about is dessert. A little professionalism Lilian Garcia, please. (Lilian veut parler) Shh. Shh. Shhhhhh........ Now, Lilian Garcia. Back to your question. How does The Rock feel about Unforgiven? Well, The Rock feels about Unforgiven, just as he feels about tonight's eight man Tag Match, right here in T.O. The Rock feels about 'em just as he feels about everything else and that is simply electrifying. If you smell what The Rock......Lilian, stop thinking about The People's cooking.

  • If you are The Game, then quite frankly, you need to go back to the drawing board because your game absolutely sucks. (À Triple H)
  • "For some particular reason, your breath smells like strudle" (À Austin)

[modifier] Phrases régulière

  • The Rock says...
  • Know your role and shut your mouth!
  • Finally, The Rock has come back to (nom de la ville)!
  • Layeth the smacketh down.
  • It doesn't matter what you think/who you are/what your name is!
  • This ain't 'Sing Along With The Rock'!
  • Who is this roody-poo?
  • Who in the blue hell are you?
  • The Rock is the most electrifying man in Sports Entertainment!
  • For the millions... and millions of The Rock's fans...
  • Jabroni!
  • Just bring it!
  • I'm gonna take this (objet), shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!
  • Do you like pie?
  • The Rock's gonna take your monkey ass down to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard, turn right on Jabroni Drive...AND CHECK YOUR CANDY-ASS INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL!
  • The Rock is going to lay the smack down all over your candy ass!
  • This is The Rock's show! This is SmackDown!
  • Roody-poo candy ass
  • You wanna go one on one with the Great One?
  • How's your lips... 'cause they're gonna get slapped off your face!
  • Shut your damn mouth.
  • Know your role, Jabroni. Know your role.
  • Do you smell it, Jabroni?
  • The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eye brow raising, I got a gift for you from Santa, an ass-whooping at WrestleMania like here in Atlanta!
  • You are three seconds away, and The Rock means the seconds away, from The Rock to lay the smack down on your candy ass!
  • You Sick Freak!
  • I'm gonna stick your head so far up your ass your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!
  • The Rock says, they didn't keep you at the bottom of the barrel just because you wanted to say goodbye to your roody poo friends in Madison Square Garden, no. The Rock says, they kept you at the bottom of the barrel because you absolutely suck. (à Triple H)
  • Take a little walk down Know You Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt Jemima no-pancake-havin' ass di-rectly into the Smackdown Hotel!

[modifier] Heel

  • "Die Rocky, die!" The Rock will never forget that and he's gonna make sure that you don't forget it either.
  • We are here tonight to say goodbye to Stone Cold Steve Austin the biggest piece of trash on this god green earth! (Après qu'il pensait s'être débarassé de Austin en bas du pont)
  • You drive that beer truck back to No Your Roll Boulivard! Drive it back! (À Austin)
  • It doesn't matter what you think! Go get the Rock a soda! (à un interviewer)
  • Well on one side we have the great one, the people's champ, the most electricfying guy in sports entertainment and on the other side we have... Hulk Hogan.
  • You Ain't nothing!
  • Finally the Rock has come back to... (hués des fans) Finally the Rock has come back to.. (encore plus de hués) Finally the Rock has come back to... (encore plus) Oh who gives a crap!
  • "Great to see you Hogan. I see that you were in a 1-800 Collect comercial with Terry Bradshaw and a muppet (ALF)!"
  • Well on one side we have the great one, the people's champ, the most electricfying guy in sports entertainment and on the other side we have... (tout bas)Stone Cold Steve Austin.
  • Wisker Buisket! (À Goldberg)