John Cena/Les Rap de John Cena
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[modifier] Les Rap de John Cena
Sur sa route vers la gloire, John Cena, s’amuse à se moquer des autres lutteurs avec des rimes sur un rythme de hip-hop. Ses RAP lui ont permis de devenir incroyablement populaire auprès des fans. Tellement qu’a la fin il laisse les fans terminer ses citations pour lui!
- À Brock Lesnar:
- Hop around all day like there's potatoes in your crack, that's a nice tattoo of your mother on your back
- I'll hang your ass, you're like a Christmas tree ornament; I'll whack you more times than a masturbation tournament.
- If you an animal, then I'm going on safari; I'm rocking PlayStation 2, you can't figure out Atari.
- You're the poster child for the birth control pill; you go down faster than a ho, for a five dollar bill.
- You so close clumsy, you couldn't beat a cripple in a dance off; You want the next big thing, let me take my pants off.
- I'll break you down, watch you drown, and not throw a rope; This is jail, Brock, we inmates—you just dropped the soap!
- Me Brock Lesnar! Here Come The Pain! God make me strong, but Him no give me brain!
- You get my point now?, because before I thought you missed it—I'm a Viagra Triple Shot—you just a Limp Bizkit.
- À Chris Benoit :
- Have you wrapped you up with so many bandages, they'll think you're Saudi Arabian ; Instead of the Canadian Crippler, you'll just be a Crippled Canadian.
- Yo, I can't skate, but I still play with my pucks and stick. I have them call you John Bobbitt because I cut off your [mic raise]
- À Rhyno :
- Half man and half beast - is that supposed to impress me? Man, my fist will swell your face - you'll be the white Dizzy Gillespie !
- Yo, this is thuganmoics - I excel beyond sports; He rocks a horn on his head, I rock a horn in my shorts!
- À Christian :
- You couldn't even hang with the Brood, they even put you on the shelf; Gangrel was sucking blood, you was sucking something else.
- À Rikishi :
- Mess with me, you die slow, and explode, you wide load; Your butt looks like twenty miles of bad road.
- You got bad knees, plus you're obese; You're so fat, when you sweat, you sweat grease.
- So please, it's over, don't bother trying; call back Jared and get on Subway's diet.
- À l’Undertaker :
- Yo, my practice is power-pratic, do not break your back; so you're a Dead Man? I'm a necrophiliac .
- I shock the world I make the Dead Man fall; And leave him like a broken pool table...with no Balls!
- You can't sacrifice me, my name ain't Mideon; I'll go Branch Davidian#ATF raid and Waco on yo' ass, like a Branch Davidian! Tellin' people you're Devil, shoutin' "666"; I claim heavenly vengeance, and I'll make you my bitch!
- À Billy Gunn :
- So now I wrestle Mr. Ass, the dude who likes to suck it; Torrie's a cover-up bro, we know you take it in the bucket.
- Hey, I’m not nervous cause you got this weird fetish with butts; I’m scared because your favorite food is sausage and nuts.
- À Brian Kendrick :
- Dude, he's exactly like me, oh no no no, I'm ten times bigger; You want to be me so bad? You're smaller than my action figure.
- So I'm past you, little Rascal, you and your kiddy tricks; You want to spank something? Dude, go home, spank on your [mic raise]
- À Kurt Angle :
- What happened Kurt, you turned into a whiner? Last week you lost the title(Brock Lesnar), now you got a Vagina !
- And gold medal or not, Kurt Angle’s going south; Forget your mouth piece, I’ll put my piece in your mouth.
- They risk their lives in Iraq, and you can't even find your nut sack.
- I'll put you on all fours. They found Saddam in one hole, I'll shove Daivari up yours.
- Au Big Show :
- You got the franchise player on the Super Bowl stage. So get that Gorilla Big Show outta his cage! There's no way I'm gonna lose to that King Kong rip-off! It's like Gary Coleman beating Patrick Ewing in a tip-off. Big Show's an ape with opposable thumbs, and he stuffed his singlet, looks like he's smuggling plums.
- YO! everybody knows that he can't see me! I'm itchin' to beat him like a penis with an STD . I'm not even wrestling the Big Show this whole thing's a charade, my match is with the Hippo Float from the Macy's Parade.
- It's time to get a championship to match these custom knucks, Madison Square chant it loud baby, Big Show Sucks!
- À Edge :
- And you, you claim you're "Money in the Bank", and you think you know me; Well John Cena’s like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me.
- À Lita:
- Lita's a slut, you should run away when you see her, I shook her hand last week and she gave me gonorrhea .
- Au U.S. Troops:
- For real, Saddam never had a chance with troops like you around him; we should bury that bastard in the same hole that you found him!
- À Chris Masters :
- I've got your key, you aren't no threat to me; Chris Masters can't even spell WWE !
- He has a body that makes people say "Oh my god"; but his "masterpiece" is smaller than the Nano iPod .
- À Carlito
- His nappy roots look like about a hundred brillos. On TV he bites apples, at home he bites pillows
- Aux fans:
- I beat your dad's family, I beat your mom's; Your sister calls me leprechaun, always after my Lucky Charms.
- I'm so over the top, I'm giving censors fits; Forget the match, let's go to Hooters so we can grab some [mic raise]
- You can't fly with me. C-E-N-A. It's a freestyle rap, baby, we don't play. I come off the dorm like everyday. Come at you from both sides like lesbian 3-ways.
- Hospitals are packed with wrestling fans, they're getting Saturday Night Fever; I'm scared of getting Mad Cow, that's why all I eat is beaver.
