D-Generation X/Quotes
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[modifier] Voici quelques citations de la DX
- "Suck it!"
- "I got 2 words for ya… Suck it."
- Triple H: "Are you ready? I said, are you ready!? Then, for the thousands attending, for the millions watching at home, let's get ready to suck it!"
- Shawn Michaels: "Some time during this show, we are gonna cross paths. And you talk about us being Degenerates. You know what, I am tired of Generation X getting a bad rap. Do you think you're a degenerate? I mean, I'm positive I'm one. You know what? Generation X always gets a bad rap; everybody calls us degenerates. Degeneration X... is that us? Degeneration X! You make the rules, and we will break them!"
[modifier] Discours d'éelection
- Triple H: "We will only use the words, ass, damn, hell and bitch. We will NEVER, however, use the words, shit, fuck, goddamn, Jesus Christ, faggot or any other racial, or sexual slurs. Now then as it pretains to video, we promise there will be less...DICK references."
- Michaels: "AH, SHIT!"
- Triple H: "Watch your fuckin' mouth!"
- Michaels: "Oh jeez, fuck me..."
- Triple H: "Goddammit... fuck. Anyway, there will be less... penis references."
- Michaels: "Oh and one last thing, even though many of you believe that currently the favorite past time in the Oral Office is swallow the leader. I did not, I repeat did not sleep with that young intern as a matter of fact I was UP, ALL, NIGHT! *they laugh*"
[modifier] Parodie de la Nation of Domination
- Triple H (The Crock): You know The Crock just came from the bathroom... and... you should've smelled what The Crock was cookin'.
- Triple H (Mizark): How do you get your pecs to go all the way around to your back like that?
- Triple H (The Crock): When it comes to the ladies, and The Rock hits Rock Bottom...he has no choice, but to lay the smack down! on himself
[modifier] 2006
- Triple H' (parlant au Spirit Squad sur le Titantron): "We've just got Two words for ya: (la foule chante "SUCK IT!") actually, that's not the two words we were thinking of, the two words we were thinking of were along the lines of....Look Up". (À ce moment , le Spirit Squad recoit de la peinture verte sur la tête).
Plus tard dans la même soirée, lors de la réunion.
Triple H: I think.....I think I know the answer to this, but I'm still gonna ask it...Are You Ready?! (la foule est en délire) NO!!! I SAID, ARE....YOU...READY?!!!!!!! (la foule hurle encore plus) Then for the thousands in attendance, for the millions watching at home...and just because we're back baby....LLLLLLETS'S GET READY TO SUCK IT!!!!!
Shawn Michaels: And of course...(Chants de la DX )...Oh no, there's more: And, of course, If you're not down with that, WE ALL GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!!!! (SUCK IT!!!!!!)
Triple H: So this is it baby. D-Generation X is back. Bigger, badder than ever, THE ORIGINALS, right here tonight.
Shawn Michaels: "Y'know, I hate to bring the mood down a little bit, but I'm guilt ridden. I am guilt ridden. We did a bad thing tonight, and I have to come out here, I have to ask the Lord for forgiveness, I have to ask each and every one of you for forgiveness, because right now, at this minute, Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon are nervously biting their fingernails, on a Private Jet Plane, flying BACK to Connecticut worried sick over Princess Stephanie and her, y'know....labor...pains. Y'Know-."
Triple H (pointant Shawn): "LIAR!!! Liar. That's a lie!"
Shawn Michaels: It-It is...It is a lie...she's fine (avant d'admettre que l'histoire de l'accouchement était un coup monté par eux) You know what...y'know, I was wondering though, who -uh, I mean, who do you think the guy is that, y'know, got her pregnant and everything.
Triple H: I don't know, but I tell you this: That guy's gotta be one hell of a stud. He's probably hung down to here-(pointe ses genoux).
Michaels: ONE second here, I think this is the part of the show where I'm gonna segue...if you will, smoothly segue into a shameless Pay Per View plug. THIS SUNDAY, AT VENGEANCE, by the way, you can call your local cable subscriber and order Vengeance this Sunday, Live from Charlotte, North Carolina.
Triple H: Live only (les deux ensemble) on Pay Per View.
Triple H: We are D-Generation X. At Vengence, you're gonna get your a**es handed to ya, DX style. But until then we've got just two words for ya.
(Les nains révèlent alors les lettres formant les mots "SUCK IT" sur leurs postérieurs)
[modifier] Parodie de Vince et Shane McMahon
Shawn Michaels en Shane: "Dad this is about DX! At Wresltemania Shawn Michaels took this face and shoved it up that keaser! Come on dad just give me one more chance of Shawn Michaels and I'll, I'll (pause et imite la danse de Shane) wa wa wa wa! Come on dad, I won't lie to you I'm getting a liitle excited. So excited I can just, just dance! (danse encore comme Shane)
Triple H en Mr. McMahon: "Woah now please son, please don't do this."
Michaels: (danse encore) "Look at me dad, I'm dancing!"
Triple H: "Stop it! (Michaels tombe sur le sol.)Now you know as well as I do Shane, that when you come out here and do stuff like this I have to try to out do you! That's the way it works! Well tonight is no different! You wanna play pal?! Huh?! You wanna dance?! Well then you and everybody else (Triple H enlève sa cravate et Shawn Michaels se relève et danse encore comme Shane.) stand back!" (Triple H et Michaels danse sur une vieille vidéo de Vince qui chante Stand Back sur le titantron et un peu plus tard les vrais McMahon arrivent.)
Le vrai Mr. McMahon: "Well it's about time for this DX crap to come to an end! Which is exactly what my son Shane and I are gonna do to you! We're gonna beat the crap out of yah! But We're not, we're not gonna do it alone, because a matter of fact we have some observers that are gonna join us!" (Le Spirit Squad sort.)
Triple H : "All of you?! Oofa! Let me tell you something..."
Mr McMahon: "What, What the hell is this?! (en pointant quelque chose) What is..."
Triple H: "Well that's because your, your full of crap!" (de la "merde" est lancé sur les McMahons et le Spirit Squad.) Wholy Shit!"
