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Chris Jericho/Quotes

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voici quelques citations célèbres de Chris Jericho

[modifier] WWE

  • "I really don't care if Stephanie enjoys kissing Kurt Angle. Or if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Stephanie. Or hell, if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Triple H! Cause as far as I'm concerned all three of you can kiss my ass!"
  • ".... Whether you realize this or not Mick, you are the president of a very prestigious club. Yeah that's right. You're the president of the "I Just Beat the Living Hell Out of Triple H and Left Him Lying Within An Inch of His Life Club." And you know what? I want in! And I understand that it's a very very exclusive club. I mean I know it's much easier to get in to the "My Wife is Still a Filthy, Dirty, Disgusting, Brutal, Nasty, Rancid, Reeking, Putrid, Foul Smelling, Festering, Trash Bag Tramp Club...."
  • "Kurt Angle, you want to talk about apologizes I have a couple of apologizes myself. First of all I want to apologize to all of the Jerichoholics for having to listen to another one of your boring, long-winded speeches. Secondly I want to apologize to Stephanie McMahon Helmsley, actually I don't want to apologize to her. But she is a filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, bottom feeding trash bag tramp. And lastly I want to apologize to HHH for putting him through a table last week on Smackdown. To be honest I really really enjoyed it and I hope you've picked the splinters out of your ass jerky because I can't wait to do it again!"
  • "Welcome to Raw is Jericho! And all day everybody has been asking me the same question. Y2J, why did you kiss Stephanie McMahon Helmsley last night? Well my response was, have you ever been driving down the highway and you pull over and you see a big nasty piece of road kill on the side of the road? At first you try to ignore it but then your compelled to look at it. And maybe you nudge it with the toe of your shoe. And maybe you take a big branch and start to poke at it. Well last night I took it a step further, last night I kissed the nasty road kill. And believe me, it's something that I never, EVER, want do again! But isn't it appropriate that Kurt Angle became the King of the Ring with the help of the Queen of the filthy, dirty, disgusting, skanky, brutal, bottom feeding, trash bag hoes!!!"
  • "Vince McMahon before you chastise me for my actions last week on Smackdown allow me to apologize to you. Allow me to apologize for being impulsive. Allow me to apologize for following my heart; allow me to apologize for coming down to the ring and punching you in your face. It was instinct, it's what I'm all about and I can't help that, I mean it's similar to the way that your son Shane is referred to each and every week by all these Jerichoholics as a word that rhymes with wussy. Oh yeah that's it. Or is similar to the way that your daughter Stephanie is a filthy, dirty, disgusting, skanky, brutal, bottom feeding, trash bag hoe. Easy big fella. I mean she can't help it, it's what she does. Or even you Big Mac, I mean you're the head of one of the biggest empires in the world. You created this entire phenomenon known as sports entertainment. You sir, are a multi-billionaire. But you did it all to make up for the fact that you have a very small penis. It's okay, it's not your fault. It's okay."
  • "Now you're the Queen of Hardcore, but Movies don't Count!" - À Stephanie
  • Vince: "OK!! Now go out there and kick DDP's butt, Junior!!"
Jericho: "OK, Ju--- Senior!"
  • "Thanks Stephanie, you're the breast... I mean best!"
  • "Oh my god, I killed Juvi"
  • "X-Pac, I feel terrible that you have to come out here and defend the integrity of a woman who has absolutely none. I mean as far as Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley is concerned the word honour means jump on her and stay on her. Well, let's spell that word H-O-N-E-R. I guess Stephanie is half of that. After all she is a filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom feeding trash bog H-O. And no amount of defending will ever, EVER change that!"
  • "Welcome to RAW is Jericho! And what I want all of you Jerichoholics to do tonight is to take out your cameras because standing right over there, for the benefit of those of you who have flash photography is a Hanson haired, cheesily grinning, bonafide jackass! But seriously Edge-ward, I know you want to be on the cover of Tiger Beat magazine, and as far as I'm concerned you're a shoe in because let's face it who knows more about beating than you tiger!"
  • "You can complain about the fact that you have a midget head on a normal sized body, or you can complain about the fact that Benoit in French means 'chipped toothed jackass'!"
  • "So it seems Stephanie, that the Rock and all these Jerichoholics were correct in calling you a bargain basement slut. But on top of that I think you are the filthiest, dirtiest, most disgusting, skankiest, brutal, bottom feeding trash bag ho, that I have ever EEEVVEERR seen in my life! Damn I feel better now!"
  • "So I came out here tonight to apologize. I came to apologize to all the bargain basement sluts and to all the filthy, dirty, most disgusting, brutal, bottom feeding, trash bag hoes....I apologize for even comparing you to the miserable slime ball pig that is Stephanie McMahon Helmsley."
  • "When hell freezes over and platypuses fly out of my butt."
  • "Well Stephanie, I'd like to thank you for giving me such a kind Christmas gift, but unfortunately I didn't get you any gifts. But then again, what can you get for the girl whose had everyone."
  • "Kurt Angle, don't sell yourself short because in my mind, and in the mind of all these Jerichoholics, you're already a King. I mean, you're the King of goofy , ugly ring attire. You're the King of all the Nerds. And most importantly, you're the King of all 30-year-old virgins! And as far as we're concerned, you're already a royal pain in the ass! And that is true, Jerky!"
  • "Since you've challenged - and pretty much been beaten senseless by - "The King" and J.R., I just wanted to tell ya that now the ring announcers, the ring crew, the camera guys, the lighting guys, the bell ringer, the timekeeper, the merchandise salesman and the popcorn vendor in the 17th row want a piece of you too."
  • "Your dad was on the road night after night while your mom was all alone, and you wonder why you and your brother look nothing alike."
  • "Welcome to Stephanie is naked!!! Seriously Stephanie, you don't have to act embarrassed about what just happened. It's not as though three quarters of the locker room hasn't seen you undressed already anyway!!!"
  • "Freaks do not rule, they're losers!" (à propos de Kane)
  • "Kane you are the ugliest 'diva' in the entire WWE!"
  • "What about you? What about "Raisin?" I mean you might as well ask, what about the flight of the African ant-eater...or how about, what about the fact that nobody cares about any of those questions and nobody gives a damn about either one of you!"
  • "You people like me, you really like me!"
  • "So Trish Stratus, you are a former women's champion, a 3 time babe of the year. Well you are also the slut of the century!"
  • "Kevin Nash? That guy would tear his hamstring answering the phone."
  • Cena, you're nothing but a thug!"
  • Well let's see here, my band Fozzy does rock music and Cena does rap. Rap's not even real music!"
  • (Comme Kane prend le Jeritron 5000) Hey keep your hands off the Jeritron 5000! It's obscenely expensive!

[modifier] Catchphrases

  • "Would you please...shut - the hell - up?"
  • "...Assclown!"
  • "I'm a sexy beast!"
  • "I'm the king of the world, and a huge rock star!"
  • "I am a larger-than-life living legend!"
  • "You filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, bottom-feeding trash bag ho!"
  • "I am the Ayatollah of rock 'n' rolla"
  • "Hit the bricks, Junior."
  • "Let's take a look at the obscenely expensive JERITRON 5000! "
  • "Roll the footage, monkeys!"
  • "Welcome to RAW IS JERICHO!"
  • "...will the same again!"
  • "I am the human highlight reel!"
  • "You're a loser!"
  • "I'm going to take you downtown to Chinatown!"
  • "Jericho is excellence!"'
  • "You sanctimonious son of a bitch!!"

[modifier] Diverses

  • (Lors du jeu télévisé 'Figure It Out') "Does it have anything to do with Pathogenic Ocular Dissonance?"